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THE WORST SENTENCE EVER PUBLISHED – A Special Rotting Post Competition

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Corsica On Five Coffees a Day

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100 Days of Trump

When de Sade wrote his, "120 Days of Sodom," he had not even met Donald Trump! And he thought he understood depravity!

THE WORST SENTENCE EVER PUBLISHED – A Special Rotting Post Competition

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WORST SEX SCENE IN A MODERN NOVEL – A Special, Rotting Post Competition

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