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STOPPING BY THE WOODS ON A SNOWY EVENING – By Donald J Trump

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I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me.
And let me tell you something, my people say he’s a complete nobody.
This guy lives in the village.   So what if he sees me stopping here?
I dare him to sue me!   I dare him!

And by the way, this snow is pathetic.
These are by far, the least downy flakes ever!
I hear they had to import them from Canada.
I don’t know.  Maybe they did.  Maybe they didn’t.  We’re looking into it.

My horse – he’s the most incredible horse, seriously,
I have the greatest, the classiest horses –
My horse doesn’t even know what the hell we’re doing here.
The horses love me though.  They do.
They’re always shaking their bells at me, it’s very loving.
It’s a beautiful thing.

Let me tell you something, these woods are an embarrassment.
They’re not dark.  They’re not deep.  They’re nothing.  They’re for losers.
And I cannot wait to sue this guy.
I cannot wait to sue this guy.

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156 replies »

  1. Donald Trump is not as bad of a person as many would lead you to think
    It is really Hillaries clam that her husband knows is really the stink
    Why else would have he chased Monica around the office on that faithful day
    If you were stuck with that stench in your bed You would also stray
    Donald is a businessman who carries himself soberly each and every day and night
    Hillary no doubt is really the stupidest one drinking not thinking emails and slight
    So pick on Mr Trump if you want to be left with egg on your face
    It is his fight with her and your opening your mouths out of place

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  2. If Trump can conduct himself as he does cold sober…..just imagine how he would speak drunk! ( or would that perhaps put him in reverse mode??)

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  3. Yellow snow
    Yellow snow
    I do not like the
    Yellow snow

    It tastes salt
    Not like a milkshake malt
    Oh how I hate
    Yellow snow.

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    • yes, one other reader pointed that out (out of 200,000!). the problem is, if i fix it in the title, it changes the url and breaks all the links :(. so…apologies to Frost for that error.

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  4. I want to laugh at Mr.Trump, but he’s too damn dangerous, to be funny anymore. Mr.Trump and his supporters want to restore white supremacy, by any means necessary, even if it cost the existence of America as we know it. They somehow believe that Obama stole their supremacy, by becoming the Leader of the free world and they are willing to die, or destroy America to get it back. Mr.Trump believes in white supremacy and Hillary Clinton believe we’re stronger together…which will America choose?

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