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DO HEARTWARMING MOVIES SUCK? A Comparative Analysis
There are many genres of bad movie: Mutant Insect movies. Westerns where unshaven men say stuff like, “Git” and “I reckon”. Movies where adolescent...
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How Big of an Idiot is Donald Trump? We Ask The Experts
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Donald Trump Is the Biggest Idiot In the Entire Universe
Donald Trump just told a reporter for The Economist that he invented the eighty-year-old phrase,...
WORST SEX SCENE IN A MODERN NOVEL – A Special, Rotting Post Competition
Just how horrible can a sex scene in a contemporary novel get?
This is the critical question we at The Rotting Post intend to answer....
Five Products from Hammacher Schlemmer That Will Make You Jump Up and Down Shouting,...
We at The Rotting Post proudly present the following completely real products that we officially guarantee will be used up to one time before...
DEATHBED STYLE – INTRODUCING OUR ROTTING POST SPRING COLLECTION!
Last year's johnnies are definitely out!
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE UPDATED – The Texting Version
Darcy and Elizabeth instant-messaging together
CAREERS: Have You Considered the Glamorous World of Taxi-Driving?
Do you mutter? Do you think of driving in traffic as a thrilling combination of video game and bloodsport? Do you find yourself wondering...
100 Days of Trump
When de Sade wrote his, "120 Days of Sodom," he had not even met Donald Trump! And he thought he understood depravity!
Signs of Unintelligent Life
The Most Painful Rhyme In Rock and Roll History – A...
Did you know that the Ohio Express released their ground-breaking, “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I’ve Got Love in My Tummy)” exactly forty-eight years, one month...
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THE ROTTING POST INTRODUCES: “GOLD MEMBER” STATUS
Many readers ask, “Hey, Rotting Post Guy…” (or just “Hey, Rotface...” if we are already friends), “How do you plan to make any money...
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The Best of 2016 – The Rottie Awards are Here
Many feel that 2016 was a truly horrible year, right up there with 1861, the start of the Civil War, 1932 with its rising...
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Someday My Demon Son Shall Give Unto Me A Demon Grandson!
Does Anyone Know a Good Exorcist? My Son is the Spawn of the Devil.
I AM A GATEWAY MALE
Studies have shown that 85% of the women I have been involved with eventually move on to more serious men.
