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DO HEARTWARMING MOVIES SUCK? A Comparative Analysis
There are many genres of bad movie: Mutant Insect movies. Westerns where unshaven men say stuff like, “Git” and “I reckon”. Movies where adolescent...
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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE UPDATED – The Texting Version
Darcy and Elizabeth instant-messaging together
CAREERS: Have You Considered the Glamorous World of Taxi-Driving?
Do you mutter? Do you think of driving in traffic as a thrilling combination of video game and bloodsport? Do you find yourself wondering...
THE WORST SENTENCE EVER PUBLISHED – A Special Rotting Post Competition
A make-believe reader recently sent in the following make-believe query:
Dear Rotting Post Guy,
You seem to know a lot about bad writing. What’s the worst...
DEATHBED STYLE – INTRODUCING OUR ROTTING POST SPRING COLLECTION!
Last year's johnnies are definitely out!
WORST SEX SCENE IN A MODERN NOVEL – A Special, Rotting Post Competition
Just how horrible can a sex scene in a contemporary novel get?
This is the critical question we at The Rotting Post intend to answer....
STOPPING BY THE WOODS ON A SNOWY EVENING – By Donald J Trump
I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me.
And let me tell you something, my people say he’s a complete nobody.
This...
100 Days of Trump
When de Sade wrote his, "120 Days of Sodom," he had not even met Donald Trump! And he thought he understood depravity!
Signs of Unintelligent Life
The Most Painful Rhyme In Rock and Roll History – A...
Did you know that the Ohio Express released their ground-breaking, “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I’ve Got Love in My Tummy)” exactly forty-eight years, one month...
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THE ROTTING POST INTRODUCES: “GOLD MEMBER” STATUS
Many readers ask, “Hey, Rotting Post Guy…” (or just “Hey, Rotface...” if we are already friends), “How do you plan to make any money...
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The Best of 2016 – The Rottie Awards are Here
Many feel that 2016 was a truly horrible year, right up there with 1861, the start of the Civil War, 1932 with its rising...
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My Cowardly Battle With Myocardial Infarction
I have a question. Who are all these people who battle scary diseases, "with courage until the very end"? Isn't there anyone who battles...
I AM A GATEWAY MALE
Studies have shown that 85% of the women I have been involved with eventually move on to more serious men.
