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DO HEARTWARMING MOVIES SUCK? A Comparative Analysis
There are many genres of bad movie: Mutant Insect movies. Westerns where unshaven men say stuff like, “Git” and “I reckon”. Movies where adolescent...
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WORST SEX SCENE IN A MODERN NOVEL – A Special, Rotting Post Competition
Just how horrible can a sex scene in a contemporary novel get?
This is the critical question we at The Rotting Post intend to answer....
CAREERS: Have You Considered the Glamorous World of Taxi-Driving?
Do you mutter? Do you think of driving in traffic as a thrilling combination of video game and bloodsport? Do you find yourself wondering...
STOPPING BY THE WOODS ON A SNOWY EVENING – By Donald J Trump
I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me.
And let me tell you something, my people say he’s a complete nobody.
This...
Five Products from Hammacher Schlemmer That Will Make You Jump Up and Down Shouting,...
We at The Rotting Post proudly present the following completely real products that we officially guarantee will be used up to one time before...
How Big of an Idiot is Donald Trump? We Ask The Experts
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Donald Trump Is the Biggest Idiot In the Entire Universe
Donald Trump just told a reporter for The Economist that he invented the eighty-year-old phrase,...
I AM A GATEWAY MALE
Studies have shown that 85% of the women I have been involved with eventually move on to more serious men.
DEATHBED STYLE – INTRODUCING OUR ROTTING POST SPRING COLLECTION!
Last year's johnnies are definitely out!
Signs of Unintelligent Life
The Most Painful Rhyme In Rock and Roll History – A...
Did you know that the Ohio Express released their ground-breaking, “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I’ve Got Love in My Tummy)” exactly forty-eight years, one month...
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THE ROTTING POST INTRODUCES: “GOLD MEMBER” STATUS
Many readers ask, “Hey, Rotting Post Guy…” (or just “Hey, Rotface...” if we are already friends), “How do you plan to make any money...
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The Best of 2016 – The Rottie Awards are Here
Many feel that 2016 was a truly horrible year, right up there with 1861, the start of the Civil War, 1932 with its rising...
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WOW DO I LIKE KIDS! I SO MEANT TO DO...
I don’t want to boast or anything, but I’ve been told, and by people who know, by experts in the field, that I am...
How to Succeed in Your Interfaithless Marriage
I have a dark secret to share with you today: Mrs. Rotting Post is a Gentile!!
I know. Gasp! Right? But it’s true. And frankly,...
