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DO HEARTWARMING MOVIES SUCK? A Comparative Analysis
There are many genres of bad movie: Mutant Insect movies. Westerns where unshaven men say stuff like, “Git” and “I reckon”. Movies where adolescent...
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Corsica On Five Coffees a Day
At first, when I selected myself to write a review of my recent travels in Corsica, I wasn’t sure I was up to the...
Five Products from Hammacher Schlemmer That Will Make You Jump Up and Down Shouting,...
We at The Rotting Post proudly present the following completely real products that we officially guarantee will be used up to one time before...
How Big of an Idiot is Donald Trump? We Ask The Experts
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Donald Trump Is the Biggest Idiot In the Entire Universe
Donald Trump just told a reporter for The Economist that he invented the eighty-year-old phrase,...
STOPPING BY THE WOODS ON A SNOWY EVENING – By Donald J Trump
I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me.
And let me tell you something, my people say he’s a complete nobody.
This...
100 Days of Trump
When de Sade wrote his, "120 Days of Sodom," he had not even met Donald Trump! And he thought he understood depravity!
THE WORST SENTENCE EVER PUBLISHED – A Special Rotting Post Competition
A make-believe reader recently sent in the following make-believe query:
Dear Rotting Post Guy,
You seem to know a lot about bad writing. What’s the worst...
I AM A GATEWAY MALE
Studies have shown that 85% of the women I have been involved with eventually move on to more serious men.
Signs of Unintelligent Life
The Most Painful Rhyme In Rock and Roll History – A...
Did you know that the Ohio Express released their ground-breaking, “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I’ve Got Love in My Tummy)” exactly forty-eight years, one month...
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THE ROTTING POST INTRODUCES: “GOLD MEMBER” STATUS
Many readers ask, “Hey, Rotting Post Guy…” (or just “Hey, Rotface...” if we are already friends), “How do you plan to make any money...
Awards
The Best of 2016 – The Rottie Awards are Here
Many feel that 2016 was a truly horrible year, right up there with 1861, the start of the Civil War, 1932 with its rising...
Travels On Planet Earth
If I Could Sing, I’d Be a Really Great Vocalist
I really like singing. Actually, it’s kind of a problem.
Is there such a thing as Musical Tourette Syndrome? I think I might have it.
I...
HOW TO THREATEN YOUR CHILD: A Complete Parent’s Guide
We at The Post hear the same concerns over and over from today’s parents: “I want to threaten my child, but how do I...
