Trending Now
Featured
Mr. Male Person Guy Answers All Your Dating Questions
Do you have a penis? If so, you’ve probably done some pretty stupid stuff in your life. Whether you are a doofus, a dweeb, a douchebag or just a dork, this guide is for you!
The Arts
LATEST REVIEWS
DO HEARTWARMING MOVIES SUCK? A Comparative Analysis
There are many genres of bad movie: Mutant Insect movies. Westerns where unshaven men say stuff like, “Git” and “I reckon”. Movies where adolescent...
EDITOR'S PICKS
How Big of an Idiot is Donald Trump? We Ask The Experts
POINT:
Donald Trump Is the Biggest Idiot In the Entire Universe
Donald Trump just told a reporter for The Economist that he invented the eighty-year-old phrase,...
STOPPING BY THE WOODS ON A SNOWY EVENING – By Donald J Trump
I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me.
And let me tell you something, my people say he’s a complete nobody.
This...
DEATHBED STYLE – INTRODUCING OUR ROTTING POST SPRING COLLECTION!
Last year's johnnies are definitely out!
100 Days of Trump
When de Sade wrote his, "120 Days of Sodom," he had not even met Donald Trump! And he thought he understood depravity!
Corsica On Five Coffees a Day
At first, when I selected myself to write a review of my recent travels in Corsica, I wasn’t sure I was up to the...
I AM A GATEWAY MALE
Studies have shown that 85% of the women I have been involved with eventually move on to more serious men.
THE WORST SENTENCE EVER PUBLISHED – A Special Rotting Post Competition
A make-believe reader recently sent in the following make-believe query:
Dear Rotting Post Guy,
You seem to know a lot about bad writing. What’s the worst...
Signs of Unintelligent Life
The Most Painful Rhyme In Rock and Roll History – A...
Did you know that the Ohio Express released their ground-breaking, “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I’ve Got Love in My Tummy)” exactly forty-eight years, one month...
Special Offer
THE ROTTING POST INTRODUCES: “GOLD MEMBER” STATUS
Many readers ask, “Hey, Rotting Post Guy…” (or just “Hey, Rotface...” if we are already friends), “How do you plan to make any money...
Awards
The Best of 2016 – The Rottie Awards are Here
Many feel that 2016 was a truly horrible year, right up there with 1861, the start of the Civil War, 1932 with its rising...
Travels On Planet Earth
The Nazi in my Classroom – a Personal Experience
"As this boy who had been scrawling Swastikas rose and approached me, whatever humor there might have been in the situation quickly vanished."
If I Could Sing, I’d Be a Really Great Vocalist
I really like singing. Actually, it’s kind of a problem.
Is there such a thing as Musical Tourette Syndrome? I think I might have it.
I...
