A CEREAL BOX GETS CORPORATE APPROVAL

Version 1, From the Marketing Department:
Whatever the reason you landed in scrumptious Sunshine Valley, we’re glad you’re here! Now, with more deliciously fruity bits than ever!

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Version 2, Returned from Corporate Compliance:
Whatever the reason you landed in scrumptious Sunshine Valley (trademark #247421), we’re glad you’re here! Now, with more deliciously fruity bits than previously!*
*Contents may settle during shipping

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Version 3, Returned from the Legal Department:
Whatever the reason you landed in scrumptious Sunshine Valley (trademark #247421, registered Ann Arbor, Michigan, 2011), we’re glad you’re here! Now, with at least as many deliciously fruity bits as previously!*

*Contents may settle during shipping. Raisin distribution may be uneven and unpredictable. Milk absorption could cause contents to become soggy. Cereal grains may present a choking hazard. Fruits can become unstable in presence of strong acids. Box may become a missile in severe wind conditions. Should be consumed in a low-wind environment. Mixing with nitrogen-based fertilizer may produce explosion. Risk of serious injury or death. Keep away from eyes.
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4 COMMENTS

  1. So funny. Love this blog! From now on I will check the current wind conditions on my weather channel app before eating any cereal.

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