In This Issue: What Our President Learned from Lassie. What the President said was “True.” The National Endowment for Nuclear Weapons.
Also In This Issue: Trump’s Healthcare Bill is so Tiny it’s Adorable. Special coverage: No terror in Sweden.
Also in this Issue: Is He Really Our President? Or Just Another Mental Patient On Our Ward?
Also in this Issue: General Trump’s Baby Prawn: We Have the Secret Recipe. Administration Rolls Out Senior Douchebag Steven Miller. Kellyanne Given “Alternative” Role: Keep Silent!
Also In This Issue: Our exclusive Interview with Frederick Douglass. Plus: The Lessons of Bowling Green.
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