We here at Rotting Post World Headquarters are sick and tired of the wussy, dumbing down of the language by the lamestream media, the Democraps, and the libtards. Which is why we are broadcasting today from the “Donald Trump 4 President” Facebook Page – a place where real Americans can hate freely in real American.
In fact, there are new posts every few seconds here, so it is impossible to provide more than a snapshot of this burgeoning young literary form – the Vote-For-Trump Facebook Comment. We’re here visiting a single thread (about Obama’s reaction to the defeat of gun control measures in the senate) and providing constructive criticism of a few sample comments. Our hope is to understand this new medium, the Vote-For-Trump Facebook Comment, and help these burgeoning talents develop their true voices.
RP: Too passive, Roger. This would be stronger in a more active voice.
RP: Michael, impressive use of metaphor. Metaphor can be one of the most effective tools for today’s racist hater.
RP: Dave, good work and glad to hear about your erection. Sharing personal experiences, such as your hard-on, can help “humanize” your point, bringing it to a level others can identify with.
RP: Dan, excellent use of active voice. Think about developing your ideas more. Remember: show it, don’t tell it.
RP: Howard, nice imagery, especially the contrast between, “Black” Muslim and the “White” House! Try using more adjectives. Compare your simple “Muslim” with Dave’s “fake ass muslim trojan horse”. See how effective that can be?
RP: Kay, watch the run-on sentences. Suggest you include a recipe.
RP: Solid work, Franco! You seamlessly pull together a broad range of psycho, paranoid and bigoted material. Do you want, “N…” instead of “NEGRO”? Just a suggestion.
RP: Jim, we refuse to be one of those PC grammar Nazis, pointing out that 25% of your words are misspelled or incorrect. Nobody ever talks about the 75% that are correct do they? Traders.
Eric, that was very moving. Beautifully said.
Paula, excellent use of simile. Your comparison is truly enlightening.
Ron, this is richly crafted and strongly sardonic. I look forward to seeing how you develop your hate in the future.
And, because we are live-blogging as it happens, here is some special, bonus coverage:
It turns out some of the most free-speaking, open, expressive and evocative language of all was directed not at the president but at Attorney General Loretta Lynch:
Oh we get it, Kori! Hahahahah. She should “lynched”. LOL!!!! Because her name is “Lynch” and she’s black. And lynching is just the funniest, most hilarious part of our history! ROFL! OMG I’m dying. She should be “lynched”! Nice one!
Well, we hope you have all found this helpful. For next post we plan to be back on planet earth, hopefully writing about our cat, or school cafeteria food (we once had a competition to see who could make their burger bounce the highest) or something else that is mild and amusing. Until then…be chill. If you are under 20. And cheerio. If you are over 80. Tata. All for now. Peace out. And to all you Trumpophiles: ciao, au revoir, adios, sayonara, Auf Wiedersehen, hasta la vista. And very hearty Shalom.
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