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MCDONALD’S NEW BREAKFAST SANDWICH SAID TO CONTAIN “FOOD”
After years of lackluster earnings growth, McDonald’s Corporation (NYSE: MCD) is said to be trying a new approach. Its new breakfast sandwich will contain...
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DO HEARTWARMING MOVIES SUCK? A Comparative Analysis
There are many genres of bad movie: Mutant Insect movies. Westerns where unshaven men say stuff like, “Git” and “I reckon”. Movies where adolescent...
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CAREERS: Have You Considered the Glamorous World of Taxi-Driving?
Do you mutter? Do you think of driving in traffic as a thrilling combination of video game and bloodsport? Do you find yourself wondering...
Corsica On Five Coffees a Day
At first, when I selected myself to write a review of my recent travels in Corsica, I wasn’t sure I was up to the...
DEATHBED STYLE – INTRODUCING OUR ROTTING POST SPRING COLLECTION!
Last year's johnnies are definitely out!
Five Products from Hammacher Schlemmer That Will Make You Jump Up and Down Shouting,...
We at The Rotting Post proudly present the following completely real products that we officially guarantee will be used up to one time before...
THE WORST SENTENCE EVER PUBLISHED – A Special Rotting Post Competition
A make-believe reader recently sent in the following make-believe query:
Dear Rotting Post Guy,
You seem to know a lot about bad writing. What’s the worst...
STOPPING BY THE WOODS ON A SNOWY EVENING – By Donald J Trump
I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me.
And let me tell you something, my people say he’s a complete nobody.
This...
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE UPDATED – The Texting Version
Darcy and Elizabeth instant-messaging together
Signs of Unintelligent Life
The Most Painful Rhyme In Rock and Roll History – A...
Did you know that the Ohio Express released their ground-breaking, “Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I’ve Got Love in My Tummy)” exactly forty-eight years, one month...
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THE ROTTING POST INTRODUCES: “GOLD MEMBER” STATUS
Many readers ask, “Hey, Rotting Post Guy…” (or just “Hey, Rotface...” if we are already friends), “How do you plan to make any money...
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The Best of 2016 – The Rottie Awards are Here
Many feel that 2016 was a truly horrible year, right up there with 1861, the start of the Civil War, 1932 with its rising...
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HOW TO THREATEN YOUR CHILD: A Complete Parent’s Guide
We at The Post hear the same concerns over and over from today’s parents: “I want to threaten my child, but how do I...
WOW DO I LIKE KIDS! I SO MEANT TO DO...
I don’t want to boast or anything, but I’ve been told, and by people who know, by experts in the field, that I am...
