In This Issue: What Our President Learned from Lassie. Trump’s Greatest Federal Budget Ever. The National Endowment for Nuclear Weapons.
Breaking News From The Lying Media! Wiretap Reveals President is Gassy! It’s All Here!
In this issue: The President Reads! Plus: Donald Trump’s Newly Disovered Longform
In This Issue: The New, Improved Trump Administration! Now With More Nukes!
Formerly, “The United States”
The Best Words! The Best Spellings! Plus: The President Gets Debriefed. We have the shocking Pictures!
Dystopia – February 5, 2017. It’s time for the first issue of The Trumplandia Week In Review. It’s been a jam-packed week, and we cannot possibly cover all the greatnesses that […]
Have you noticed how everyone is revealing their beauty secrets these days? TV Actress Ashley Madekwe reveals in Allure that, “I love the laid-back style of Alexa Chung,” whereas Alexa Chung herself […]
As you might expect, I receive lots of fan emails. Many read like this one: Dear Rotting Doofus, What the hell do you actually do? I mean, besides your pathetic, stupid blog? […]
Today’s post is brought to you by guest writer Vincent the Cat. Vincent is our family cat and our feline Writer-in-Residence (seen at right looking every bit the unprincipled wastrel you might […]