Trumplandia – Our Special 11th Anniversary Non-Issue

Well, it’s been a rather busy week here at the  Trumplandia Review World Headquarters, what with our nephew’s wedding and sundry other events.  Further, we have no really good chemical-attacks-related jokes.

So I will leave you this week with a repost of my very first Trump piece, which was almost exactly a year ago – early in the primary season.   It is still, by far, the most widely read and reposted piece on the blog.  I continue to see it pop up from time to time, spring back to life on twitter or facebook like a brief re-emergence of a virus that won’t quite go away.   I have even had it sent to me by someone who did not realize I’d written it.

What does one who has no new material do?  Keep playing the same damn oldie!  So…for those of you have may have been spared so far, here goes.


Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening – by Donald J Trump


I have a pretty good idea whose woods these are, believe me.
And let me tell you something, my people say he’s a complete nobody.
This guy lives in the village.   So what if he sees me stopping here?
I dare him to sue me!   I dare him!

And by the way, this snow is pathetic.
These are by far, the least downy flakes ever!
I hear they had to import them from Canada.
I don’t know.  Maybe they did.  Maybe they didn’t.  We’re looking into it.

My horse – he’s the most incredible horse, seriously,
I have the greatest, the classiest horses –
My horse doesn’t even know what the hell we’re doing here.
The horses love me though.  They do.
They’re always shaking their bells at me, it’s very loving.
It’s a beautiful thing.

Let me tell you something, these woods are an embarrassment.
They’re not dark.  They’re not deep.  They’re nothing.  They’re for losers.
And I cannot wait to sue this guy.
I cannot wait to sue this guy.



  1. You are cracking me up. I remember this, clearly. It was superb. i get taking weeks off, but right now? Lord , there’s Armada’s going missing and showing up on milk box memes.This East European group posted a video of Trump playing accordion, because of how he talks with his hands. I keep hearing Rodney Dangerfield repeating that famous line and seeing Bill O’Reilly and Donald Trump playing golf. I think I’m either getting creative, or going crazy, or some strange combination.

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