For the first time in over a century, there is no official White House pet – one of the many vacancies yet to be filled in the Trump Administration.
Today, amid swirling questions surrounding the vacancy, President Trump went on the offensive. “It is time the Democrats quit playing games and acted on Buddy, my nominee for White House Dog. Buddy is by far the most qualified White House Dog in history. He will do an absolutely unbelievable job.”
The Democrats tell a different story. “We have received nothing so far from the White House. No background information. It is shocking and unprecedented that President Trump has left this post vacant for so long.”
“He’s a true patriot,” Vice President Pence said of Buddy, “who will fulfill his duties with integrity and honor.” But critics accuse Buddy of blindly following orders. “Right now, we need a White House Dog who thinks and acts independently,” Senator Bernie Sanders (I) stated. “I’m sorry to say that is not Buddy.”