As we all know, getting your book reviewed in the New York Times can make or break you as a writer. And the odds of simply getting a review, to say nothing […]
“Genetic analysis….reveals that early modern humans interbred with Neanderthals when they first came to Europe.” Well, it’s pretty obvious to anyone who went to my high school how this happened. This was […]
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I see it is time for another list. Here is a list of one book that really sucked: 1. The Dying Animal, by Philip Roth I realize Roth is a literary lion, […]
Perhaps my all-time favorite spell-check disaster was when someone at work emailed, to about 50 people, “I apologize for the Incontinence,” instead of “I apologize for the Inconvenience.” Because, when you think […]
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Dear Author, Thank you for submitting your work to the Bookworth Literary Agency. Unfortunately, it did not meet our needs for historical romance involving a swarthy hero and voluptuous heroine. Nor was […]