In a stunning development from the Stop Trump movement, Carly Fiorina, who lost her bid to become her party’s presidential nominee, and then lost again as Ted Cruz’s vice presidential candidate, announced a new plan, this time to run for vice president as a third-party candidate. “This thing’s not over!” she said. “It’s never over!”
Fiorina is perhaps best known for weirding out the nation as Ted Cruz’s running mate by breaking into a children’s song at a press conference for no apparent reason.
As for her presidential running mate, Fiorina said she was looking for someone, “Who could work effectively with me. And someone who could jump in at a moment’s notice and assume the responsibilities of the vice presidency, should anything happen to me.”
Reached for comment, Hillary Clinton declared, “This doesn’t change a thing for me. I’m just going keep reading whatever the teleprompter says.”
Trump, meanwhile, put out a tweet connecting Fiorina to the Natalie Wood drowning. “Conspirin’ Carly has no alibi. Cannot prove she wasn’t on that boat. Doesn’t look good.”