For the first time in over a century, there is no official White House pet – one of the many vacancies yet to be filled in the Trump Administration.
Today, amid swirling questions surrounding the vacancy, President Trump went on the offensive. “It is time the Democrats quit playing games and acted on Buddy, my nominee for White House Dog. Buddy is by far the most qualified White House Dog in history. He will do an absolutely unbelievable job.”
The Democrats tell a different story. “We have received nothing so far from the White House. No background information. It is shocking and unprecedented that President Trump has left this post vacant for so long.”
“He’s a true patriot,” Vice President Pence said of Buddy, “who will fulfill his duties with integrity and honor.” But critics accuse Buddy of blindly following orders. “Right now, we need a White House Dog who thinks and acts independently,” Senator Bernie Sanders (I) stated. “I’m sorry to say that is not Buddy.”
Maybe a pet ferret might make a better choice.
:). But…can a ferret have a ferret for a pet?
I’ve heard about Buddy. I hear he’s doing great things….
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Buddy
Species Canis lupus familiaris
Breed Labrador Retriever
Sex Male
Born August 7, 1997
Denton, Maryland, U.S.
Died January 2, 2002 (aged 4)
Chappaqua, New York, U.S.
Nation from United States
Occupation First Dog of the United States
Years active 1997–2002
Known for Being the pet of the First Family of the United States
Owner Bill Clinton
Appearance Brown fur
hmm…guess i should have chosen a different dog name!
That dog is far too sweet looking for the current White House. This one fits the bill better.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01157188de49970b-500wi
yikes! are those teeth real?
Why would Trump want a pet? They are losers who eat, don’t work and produce no income, parasites believe me.
hmm…at least there one be one member of the white house with a decent popularity rating.
I’ve heard that buddy plays a mean game of fetch, cowers on command, and likes to roll in dead salmon carcasses.
But whatever other attributes he
may have, good or bad, he will definitely raise the average IQ in the White House.
a very good point! and the approval rating.
Buddy the Dog is far more qualified to be President than Cheeto Hitler Tinyhands. Not to mention far better looking, far more intelligent and far more pettable.
Not tempted to run your fingers through the Orange Rug, are you?
You couldn’t pay me to go anywhere near the Ferret. Blech.
I feel the same, but if it meant I could rip the rug off, I would man up . . .
hmm…that’s a tough one, but i think i would have to do the same 🙂
yes but what is Buddy’s view on the separate but coequal branches of government?
The Humane Society credo clearly states that exposing any animal to the ministrations of any member of the Trump family constitutes abuse.
Obvious Democratic Front Organization – exposed as liars – supported by “Fake News”. Trump loves dogs (well, except the female human variety).
:). but…ouch!
hey, watch what you say about fake news!
very true