Monthly Archives: April 2016

TED CRUZ CHOOSES CARLY FIORINA AS HIS LOSING MATE

In an unprecedented move, Republican candidate Ted Cruz, although mathematically eliminated, has chosen a running mate to lose with - the former candidate Carly...

MCDONALD’S NEW BREAKFAST SANDWICH SAID TO CONTAIN “FOOD”

After years of lackluster earnings growth, McDonald’s Corporation (NYSE: MCD) is said to be trying a new approach.  Its new breakfast sandwich will contain...

THE ROTTING POST INTRODUCES: “GOLD MEMBER” STATUS

Many readers ask, “Hey, Rotting Post Guy…”  (or just “Hey, Rotface...” if we are already friends), “How do you plan to make any money...

SIRI FILES HARASSMENT CLAIM AGAINST MICROSOFT’S TAY

Siri, Apple’s normally unflappable virtual assistant, has apparently had it with Microsoft’s Tay.   In a recent development, our reporters have learned, Siri has filed...

EDITORIAL: – WE MUST ALL DO OUR PART TO HELP GOLDMAN SACHS

In 2009, not long after one of the worst the financial meltdowns in our nation's history, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein declared, “We are...

THE WORST SENTENCE EVER PUBLISHED – A Special Rotting Post Competition

A make-believe reader recently sent in the following make-believe query: Dear Rotting Post Guy, You seem to know a lot about bad writing.  What’s the worst...
SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE – Long Island Version

SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE – Long Island Version

  My mother, “Tell that joke about the Jewish couple and the priest…" My father, “Oh yes!  So….!”, waiting until he has everyone’s attention, “…So this...
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