Monthly Archives: February 2016

DEATHBED STYLE – INTRODUCING OUR ROTTING POST SPRING COLLECTION!

SCIENCE TELLS US NEANDERTHALS INTERBRED WITH MODERN HUMANS – This is so Like My...

“Genetic analysis....reveals that early modern humans interbred with Neanderthals when they first came to Europe.” Well, it’s pretty obvious to anyone who went to...
A CEREAL BOX GETS CORPORATE APPROVAL

A CEREAL BOX GETS CORPORATE APPROVAL

Version 1, From the Marketing Department: Whatever the reason you landed in scrumptious Sunshine Valley, we’re glad you’re here! Now, with more deliciously fruity bits...

EVERYTHING THAT’S WRONG WITH MODERN LITERATURE – In One Short Novel!

I see it is time for another list. Here is a list of one book that really sucked: 1. The Dying Animal, by Philip Roth I...

SORRY FOR THE INCONTINENCE

Perhaps my all-time favorite spell-check disaster was when someone at work emailed, to about 50 people, “I apologize for the Incontinence,” instead of “I...

MEMO FROM HUMAN RESOURCES

All employees shall be rated Betwixt One and Five, where Five Is equal-weighted Against Three, so to derive An average of no more than Four So to Inspire every Three To his/her Potentiality In keeping with the advocated Goals so eloquently stated On our intranet. O click
DEAR AUTHOR -- Drawing by Saul Steinberg

DEAR AUTHOR

Dear Author, Thank you for submitting your work to the Bookworth Literary Agency. Unfortunately, it did not meet our needs for historical romance involving a...
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